Wordy review: The Howling

Decapitated werewolf arm,  blue cable knit jumper, A4 paper towels, bondage woman, hobbit with rickets, nuns, pastry brush moustaches, scary denim shorts, Kate Bush soft montage, Frank the rabbit on steroids, pulsating eyebrows, flaying, E.T.s mum, dog food, brain burgers. Funniest moment: Tough call between the appearance of the werewolf (which looks like a derranged rabbit with a grudge!) and the soft focus montage featuring music reminiscent of Kate Bush, which was completely out of place with the rest of the film, resulting in a fit of giggles our side of the TV screen!

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