Wordy review: The Blob

 

Art le fleur, dodgy mullet, crazy clapping hobo, "ribbed or regular?", blob hand, major blockage! Liquified in a phone box, blob-conditioning, unnecessary singing.

Funniest moment: Definitely the guy being sucked down the sink plughole, and the reaction of his wife who saw it all happen and was surprisingly indifferent - almost like captain subtext was screaming "hey, no man is irreplacable!"

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sixDADVVnxA]

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